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These jokes are NOT meant to encourage bigotry. Q: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?


A lesbian couple I know can't afford the double headed dildo they want. If lesbians aren't attracted to men, then why are they attracted to girls who behave like men. Q: What do you call a pound lesbian?

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Specificity is your best friend. A: One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker. A: Rock Paper Scissoring. The tricky thing is that sometimes, our skills can turn on you. I don't shop at the sale rack for this very reason.

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Now, I'm not the best with my words, but I'm excellent with my eyesso I can really help out on this one. Q: Do you know why lesbians don't diet? A: Dyquil!! It's a tease.

I was "straight" once Every girl has a little lesbian and stripper side inside her. While having sex with women is fun, I primarily became a lesbian to break my mother's heart. By Zara Barrie April 21, All right.

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A: a Lickalotapus Q: why do lesbians suck at cooking? Lexbian Why do lesbians shave there vaginas? Q: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? A: A Licker cabinet Q: What do lesbians call viagra? Like all women, I've been hit on by a few men in my day.

I think there's something wrong with it if it's cheap. A: Depends Q: Why can't lesbians go on a diet and wear lipstick at the same time?

Q: What is the definition of confusion? Wearing crocs.

A: A crack in the ceiling. If she's stiff and radiating ice-cold beams of energy, she's either not interested or has a boyfriend. Q: What kind of humor do lesbians like? Men lesbina either like excited, puppy dogs with their tongues hanging out, slobbering all over you, clawing at you with their dirty paws -- OR they're cats.

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Be specific. Even if she's "straight.

Q: Why are lesbians lousy construction workers? A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy? You can't tell eye color from staring at a girl's chest, unfortunately trust me, I've tried. A: "Your face or mine? Q: Why is did the lebian build a shelf? Find a lesbian wingwoman.

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That's a really unique color. A: Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker! It's all about being subtle.

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